1 00:00:00,060 --> 00:00:03,140 He's not eating, he's not even drawing, and he loves drawing! 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:06,190 I know. So what can we do? 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:09,840 Do you think it's because I dropped him when he was a baby? No. 4 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:13,080 Just say it if you think that's what happened. I was right there. 5 00:00:13,090 --> 00:00:15,930 I... I... You could have caught him! I could have. 6 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:18,980 Hey, Mom. He does. Son! You came out of your room! 7 00:00:19,340 --> 00:00:21,400 No! I'm sorry I worried you guys. 8 00:00:22,140 --> 00:00:25,630 I've just been so sad lately with everything going on. 9 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:28,200 You know, climate change, the Rona. 10 00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:31,490 But I feel better now. 11 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:33,940 I'm even drawing again. Really? 12 00:00:34,190 --> 00:00:35,940 Oh, honey, I love when you draw. 13 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:38,950 You know, I actually started using that drawing software you guys got me. 14 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:42,460 I knew you would like it! It's like I always say, productivity is key! 15 00:00:42,900 --> 00:00:45,400 Oh, why don't you go show us what you've made? 16 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:48,060 Really? Go get it! Go get it! Go, go, go! 17 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,040 Oh, Hank, he's making art again. 18 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:54,050 Our boy's gonna be okay after all. 19 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:55,750 I knew he would be. 20 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:58,940 So, um, I actually learned how to make a 3D drawing. 21 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,420 That's so advanced! Hank, he's advanced! 22 00:01:03,620 --> 00:01:05,100 Wow! Okay. 23 00:01:05,180 --> 00:01:12,590 You made a sexy Kirby! 24 00:01:14,100 --> 00:01:16,310 Yay! Mom, no! 25 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,080 I was just messing around with shapes 26 00:01:19,090 --> 00:01:21,400 and circles are usually the easiest to start with. I mean, 27 00:01:21,410 --> 00:01:24,040 I guess it kind of looks like Kirby if I'm like squinting or sick 28 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:26,820 or something. But, no, it's cool, right? 29 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:30,300 Okay! Okay, okay. 30 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:34,100 Let me show you guys something really cool. 31 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:35,850 This is gonna blow your socks off. 32 00:01:36,110 --> 00:01:37,830 Oh! 33 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:42,940 Okay, so now this is, um, you added motion. 34 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:46,770 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, bingo! I added motion! 35 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,990 That is something that takes people years to learn how to do. 36 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,510 I figured it out in a couple of weeks! 37 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:55,270 There's something called squash, so that's kind of, like, you can see it condensing there, 38 00:01:56,020 --> 00:01:59,520 and then it stretches back to its, like, slightly larger than the original shape. 39 00:02:00,050 --> 00:02:02,050 I think I want to go to college for animation! 40 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:05,020 Okay, check this out. 41 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,720 I also figured out how to do dialogue! 42 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:12,050 Wanna come over to my house? 43 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:17,410 What the fuck? I've got muffins on the stove! The muffins are on the stove? 44 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,630 Isn't it cool how precisely the lips move with the dialogue? 45 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,930 Wanna see me dance? No. Please! 46 00:02:24,260 --> 00:02:27,760 I wanna dance for you! How does it know I said no? G'day, Dad! 47 00:02:28,610 --> 00:02:30,360 I was using a voice recognition program! 48 00:02:30,460 --> 00:02:33,210 I think I really nailed it! Just, like, I nailed this. 49 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:37,220 It's based off a real-life viral dance. 50 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,200 Can you guess which one? Ah, the doggie. 51 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,830 No. Um, now I have a question. 52 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:47,130 Um, I don't know anything about animation. 53 00:02:47,420 --> 00:02:49,440 So, why is it doing that? Oh! 54 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:52,620 So, Mom, when you build a 3D design, 55 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,030 there's the front half kind of in the 180 this way, 56 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,950 but you also, if you want it to turn at all, 57 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,590 you do have to build the back part. 58 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,350 So, it's actually an entirely different model on the back part 59 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,660 to build it as a huge 3D sphere. 60 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,740 Isn't that so cool? No! No! 61 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:09,940 It's not cool! What? 62 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:12,250 Son, I'm gonna level with you. 63 00:03:13,130 --> 00:03:14,660 This is smut. 64 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,130 It makes me sick. 65 00:03:17,660 --> 00:03:21,790 I hate that you used a computer in our communal electricity. 66 00:03:22,060 --> 00:03:24,130 The same electricity that your god-fearing grandmother uses 67 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,610 to power her ventilator to make a sexy Kirby 68 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,540 to put out on the internet. Jeez Louise, Dad! 69 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:34,160 It's not this easy, and it's barely even Kirby! 70 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,090 I just wish you could freaking get behind me! 71 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:40,590 I've been so sad lately, and I've empowered myself 72 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,010 to learn an incredibly difficult skill, 73 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,220 and I've finally started creating art again. 74 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:46,880 Please like me, Daddy. 75 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:49,980 You know what? 76 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:53,520 You're right. I should be more supportive. 77 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,150 Wanna play with me, Daddy? 78 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,560 And I will be. 79 00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:00,260 Yeah, you'd love to play with me, Daddy. 80 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,240 I'm thrilled that you're making art. 81 00:04:03,260 --> 00:04:04,990 Daddy, I wanna hold your hand. 82 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:08,200 Daddy, I wanna hug Daddy, I wanna hug Daddy. 83 00:04:08,260 --> 00:04:10,260 I will always want the best for you, 84 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,060 and will support you, no matter what you do creatively. 85 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,530 Daddy, this is always taking the best. Why does it talk like that? 86 00:04:16,540 --> 00:04:21,230 I'm not a writer, Daddy. Uh, son. You take it. 87 00:04:21,580 --> 00:04:23,940 Please don't be upset, but this is a lot. 88 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,840 A lot. Ha. Et tu, mare tambien? 89 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:31,320 What? Yeah. Why would old Tobes be upset? 90 00:04:31,900 --> 00:04:34,210 I mean, just because I've learned super advanced skills? 91 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,810 And my own parents don't give a rat to juicy nards about it? 92 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,310 Jesus. Your God can't save you now, Mom. 93 00:04:41,940 --> 00:04:43,480 I'm back to being depressed. 94 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,760 And it's your fault, because I was out there feeling sad, 95 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:51,960 learning skills that all the artists on deviousart.com wish they 96 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:52,960 knew how to do. 97 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:56,630 They were jonesing for it, they told me in the comments. 98 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,890 And you guys just want to call it smut. 99 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:02,460 Well, let me ask you something. 100 00:05:04,980 --> 00:05:10,650 Is it smut to know how to do this? Specular highlights. 101 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,960 Or this? 102 00:05:15,020 --> 00:05:17,940 Subsurface scattering. Or this? 103 00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:20,530 Come on, Dad. 104 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:27,110 Chill out. I know it looks rough, but hands are really hard to do. I like this one, actually. 105 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,910 Don't look at me.